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Title: When the Cat's Away
Author: Polly
email: pollyabywater@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.geocities.com/polly_bywater/index.html
Permission to archive on Makebelieve: yes
Fandom(s): XF
Genre: slash
Pairing: M/K
Summary: Keep an eye on Mulder? Suuuuure...
Warnings: implied m/m
Notes: Written for Peja's 'tube of lube' challenge at the LJ community xfilesfic.

( Oh, sure, I'll go first, more guts than sense here! )

Title: Unlikely Allies
Author: Polly
Wordcount: 1,341
Rating: PG
Warning: language (one bad word)
Category: slash
Notes: Not too sure where this odd little tale came from, except that I ran across a really inspiring pic of Jeff Kaake (see the icon) and had this dream...

ETA: There are faint whiffs of other fandoms in here but only enough for the fen to notice, I suppose.

( the story )

Title: The Post Game Show
Author: Polly
Category: gen
Rating: G
Word Count: 400
Warnings: Steelers fan here. Heh.
Summary: A conversation at the loft...
Notes: Just a short, mostly-dialogue piece that demanded to be heard. Written for Sentinel Thursday Challenge #128 - Superbowl.

( Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Seattle Seahawks 21-10 )

Title: Precipitating Change
Fandoms: The Sentinel/The X-Files
Word Count: 16800-ish
Summary: Jim and Blair are stuck ... and then, they're not.
All the other stuff: see part one


( Part two )

Title: The Best Day Ever
Author: Polly B
Word Count: 2,250
Category: slash
Rating: PG
Warnings: language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: not mine
Summary: It's not the first time Blair's been in this situation...
A/N: I don't need no stinking fanlib to validate me as a fanfic writer. *sniff* Oh, you mean about the story. Well, it's hardly original in its concept or novel in its execution. It's just fluffy fun. *throws marshmallows* Because I'm not a serious writer. *winks at Aly* But you all knew that. Thanks to Lamardeuse for putting the idea in my head, written for Sentinel Thursday Challenge #194 - kiss.

( I fear for my sanity ... I keep hearing Spongebob Squarepants singing the title. )

Title: The Rain Is Fine
Author: Polly
Category: slash, slash, slash
Rating: NC-17 or FRAO
Word Count: 5,080 It went kinda long, didn't it. *scratches head* Oops?
Warning: Hmm. Language, shit-hot fairy-tale sex, lack of realism, sap out the wazoo, and it's unbetaed. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Summary: You know what, I hate summaries. It's a fix for TSbBS. There ya go. Summary.
Notes: Written for Sentinel Thursday Challenge #123 'epiphany'. As always, if I missed a typo, please point it out to me. I'm going to bed. Gosh, I sound curmudgeonly! Okay, let's try this again. Y'all know I love y'all, so here I am giving you a pressie because it's almost Valentine's Day! and it's harder than you might think to actually post something because lately I'm having this lack-of-ability-to-finish-a-story thing combined with this postingphobia thing- but I digress. *wink*

( to the story )

Warning. This is a death story. Don't say I didn't tell you. Now. I've been working on this fic for about a month. It is a direct sequel to my story 'Discards' which can be found on 852 Prospect here:

http://www.852prospect.org/archive/archive/20/discards.html or on my website here:

http://www.geocities.com/polly_bywater/discards.html

and if you haven't read it, this story will make little sense. It may make little sense anyway. 0.o The pairing is Blair/Methos, the story is rather dark in spots and includes mention of past rape and murder. It's around 6,000 words, contains angst, graphic sex and schmoop, and should be considered for mature audiences only, plz. Once again, death story which begins with the first sentence under the cut.

( I hope I remember how to do these dang cuts, it's been so long )

ps. The 'invented cotton cloth' line is not my own. I read it somewhere but I can't remember who wrote it first, so my use is a tribute, yeah, that's what it is. Also, I don't own any of these characters, I iz not making moolah.

Title: Permeance 4/4
Author: Polly Bywater
Category: slash
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,680-ish
Warning: This is the sex part, although, in my mind, it’s not exactly sex. Well, it is, but it isn’t, really. Then again, I’m from Arkansas. *winks* Anyway, it’s also the happy ending part, so be advised.

( Permeance, Part Four )

Title: Permeance part three
Author: Polly and Aly
Category: slash
Word Count: 3,700-ish
Rating: this part, PG
Notes: It's been a long time since I updated this story and I apologize. And I wouldn't be doing it now if it wasn't for alyburns, who was kind enough, when my pain pills were making me loopy (more than I usually am), to help me edit it. Because there are several places where I substituted her way of phrasing for my muddled words, I'm crediting her as co-author but only if you think it's any good. If you think it sucks, then that's totally my fault because - uh - pain pills. *nods* I broke my leg a week ago. *makes bid for sympathy* That was about 2000 words into this, so. Aly, thank you. You're my hero, babe.

( There is a very tiny nod inside to what I think is going to be the next big fandom... )

Title: Permeance part two
Author: Polly
Category: slash
Word Count: 2,162
Rating: mature adult

Warnings: Note the challenge. AU. Bad language. Suicidal intent. M/F rape (that is, rape of a male by a female). Death of a minor character. Angst. Punctuation abuse.

Notes: Thank you to everybody who commented on part one. Please don't take my failure to reply as an indication that I don't appreciate your responses because I genuinely do. Hey, here, take part two as my thanks! Also, thank you, kaleecat, who read over the first draft of this part and made a number of helpful suggestions that I hope have improved the story. This is a significantly revised version from the one she saw, and so, she can't be blamed for how it turned out if it sucks. If you run across an area of vacuum somewhere that I needs to be a-fixing, please let me know. And, thank you to my flist (you know who you are, lol). I love you guys.


( Permeance Two )

Title: Permeance
Author: polly_b
Category: slash
Word Count: 2,239
Warnings: Written for the Sentinel Thursday Challenge 'AU'. Note the challenge. AU. Bad language. Suicidal intent. Rape (not m/m). Death of a minor character. Angst. But it ends on a hopeful note! *g*

( Permeance )

Title: Passing Zone Blues 4/4
Author: Polly Bywater
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Blair/Lee Brackett, J/B
Rating: FRAO or NC-17
Word Count: 16,500-ish
Notes and Warnings with part One

( part four )

Title: Passing Zone Blues 3/4
Author: Polly Bywater
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Blair/Lee Brackett, J/B
Rating: FRAO or NC-17
Word Count: 16,500-ish
Notes and Warnings with part One

( Part Three )

Title: Passing Zone Blues 2/4
Author: Polly Bywater
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Blair/Lee Brackett, J/B
Rating: FRAO or NC-17
Word Count: 16,500-ish
Notes and Warnings with Part One

( Part Two )

Title: Passing Zone Blues 1/4
Author: Polly Bywater
Fandom: The Sentinel
Pairing: Blair/Lee Brackett, J/B
Rating: FRAO or NC-17
Word Count: 16,500-ish
Notes and WARNINGS!( WARNINGS! LOTS AND LOTS OF WARNINGS! DON'T READ THE DAMNED FIC WITHOUT READING THE WARNINGS! )

Untitled SGA OT4 PWP drabble
Mature Audiences Only

( You might as well write out your fantasies and share them with your friends, eh? )

Title: Interpreting the Will of the Gods
Fandom(s): SG-1/SGA
Rating: Adults only, like whoa, seriously. Minors be gone.
Category: mostly slash, but.
Pairings: hoo, brother. Who isn't involved? There's Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Rodney, Daniel/Rodney/John, John/Rodney, Jack/Daniel/John/Rodney, a little bit of Radek/Lorne/Ronon/Teyla, Daniel/Teal'c, sorta, Sam/Janet, and Weir/Heightmeyer mentioned in passing.
Word count: somewhere over 50,000 and rising...
Disclaimer: no profits, only pleasure

Warnings: well, obviously, multiple-partner sexin' and lots of it. Mention of previous rapes and rape-related issues. Ascended sex. Sentient Atlantis. AU to canon of last season SG-1 (and the post-series movies which I have not seen), spoilers through 3rd season SGA and AU to canon after that.

More warnings: Cracktacular escapism. Don't read it and tell me how unrealistic it all is. I know that. It's meant to be. Angst. Infidelity. Some gentle kink. Bastardized Latin masquerading as Ancient. Profanity. Lots of dialogue. Multiple POV shifts. And again, lots of sex. It's not particularly Sam-friendly, either, just FYI. And parts of it could possibly be perceived as blasphemy if one were sensitive about it.

The last warnings (yeah, right, Polly): You know how there are always a couple of fic genres out there that you can't imagine ever possibly writing? Like, not until after entropy swallows the universe? Uh. *cringes* A drive-by whiff of genderswapping and a little de-aging. I know, I was surprised, too.

Notes and Acknowlegments: Ascended sex as a method of filling up those ZedPMs is not an idea original to me, although I'd like to think my take on it is. Additionally, I owe thanks for inspiration to Lady Ra and Belladonna, both of whom write stories that make my mind go "hmm, what if...?"

More notes and another indirect warning (last one, honest): The first paragraph of this story started writing itself in my head way back before Christmas '07, and I ignored it because I don't write SG-1 and I only dabble in SGA for my own amusement. *rolls eyes* Famous last words. Then things happened in my RL that made me want to write fairy tales where beloved characters never die and everybody ends up in happily-ever-after-land. So I started writing and the story is pretty much going wherever it wants to go. I am writing a lot out in this fic.

http://www.geocities.com/pollyabywater/interpreting.html

This fic is currently a WIP being updated at the url on an irregular basis.

Title: In the Interpretation
Word Count: 1481
Category: PWP
Rating: Mature Adults Only
Disclaimer: As if.
Warning/Summary: eh, you did see the PWP up there, didn't you? I've always read that as 'Porn Without Plot', btw, instead of 'Plot? What Plot?' ( so consider yourselves warned and summarized. )

Title: High Enough
Author: Polly
Word Count: 2,603
Category: slash
Pairing: J/B
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: use of an illegal drug, discussion of illegal drug use, violent 'off-screen' crime against a child (bluntly mentioned in passing), graphically described sexual contact, and allusions to D/s.
Notes: Disasters come in many forms ... and when this came to me I wanted to share it as a 'thanks' to you all. I love this fandom and the many ways we can interpret the characters. Written for the Sentinel Thursday challenge 'disaster recovery'.

( the story )

Sekrit message for other authors and everybody else. When Bianca asked if I could hijack Alex and Fox's plane, my eyes kinda went 0.0 There's some classic hijack fic out there. This isn't, lol. There will be derivative phrases in here, like familiar nicknames for various characters that didn't originate with me but are so well-loved they are now fanon. If you used it and I liked it then try to look at it like I'm carrying on your torch not trying to plagiarize you. Because I can't remember who said what first, to be honest.

Unbetaed, so if you spot a typo or some egregious error (I just did *goes back to the little blue pencil*) please tell me.

Title: Heroes
Author: Polly
Category: slash
Fandom: The X-Files
Pairing: Mulder/Krycek (my boyz! It was good to hear from you!)
Rating: eh... hard R. Language, violence, sexual situations ... but no penetrative sex or total nudity, so...
Warning to others besides Bianca: This is happy fic, meant to give a warm fuzzy like it did me. It's like a fairy tale without all the talking animals, okay?
Word Count: 4,300-ish

( Heroes is a loooooooooove story, that's all I evah write )